Humorous Quotes Index: Life with Computers and Technology at Work, in Business
Tinoda teknolojia yedu kusvikira inotendeukira kwatiri. Uye pane imwe nguva kana imwe, kutadza kwekesayenzi kwatishandura isu tose.
Paunenge uri pakati pekombiyuta glitch, kuparara kwekombiyuta, kana zvimwe akabatwa mu "system," hapana zvakawanda zvinofadza kana zvinonakidza pamusoro payo.
Asi izvi zvinyorwa zvinotsanangurwa zvekambaniki, makombiyuta, uye "chirongwa" chinotiyeuchidza kuti matambudziko eumhizha ndiwo anowanzoitika muzana ramakore rechi21, uye kune humwe huseve hunowanikwa.Kushure kwezvose, zviri nani kuseka pamusoro pe teknolojia pane kukanda yako kombiyuta - kana iwe pachako - kubva pa-cyber cliff.
Zvinotevera zvinonakidza uye zvinonakidza, zvinyorwa zvinyorwa zvekombiyuta, teknolojia uye "system" mubasa redu, mabhizinesi edu, uye muupenyu hwedu. Izvi zvinyorwa zvinobva kune zvakasiyana-siyana zvevatungamiri vebhizimisi vakakurumbira , vanyori, vanyori, vezvematongerwe enyika , nyanzvi, nevamwe vanozivikanwa uye vasina vanhu vakakurumbira. Iyo yakarongeka nemushure wekutanga kunofadza maererano nemanzwiro ekuseka kwemugadziri, nemashoko ekufuridzirwa pamagumo ehurukuro.
Verenga uye ugovere aya mazwi anotsanangurwa pamusoro pekombiyuta uye ipapo chengetedza hukama hunoendeswa kune zvinyorwa zvingaverengeka uye zvinogoverwa zvakakodzera kubasa, uye kushandiswa kwebhizimisi.
Kuzivikanwa, Kunakidza, uye Kukurukurirana Kunokurudzira NezveTechnology, Makombiyuta uye "The System":
- "Chikwata chemangwana chichava nevashandi vaviri chete, murume, uye imbwa." Murume achave aripo kuti adye iyo imbwa. "Imbwa ichave imomo kuitira kuti murume wacho arege kugunzva midziyo." - Warren G. Bennis
- "Nokuda kwezvenzira dzose dzekombiki yakakundikana kuvandudza hupenyu hwehupenyu, tapota funga zvitatu. - Alice Kahn
- "Kana makombiyuta ane simba rakanyanya, tinogona kuvarongedza mumakomiti." Izvozvo zvichavaita. " - Munyori Wakazviziva
- "Usambofa wakavimba nekombiyuta iwe haugone kurasa kunze kwewindo." - Steve Wozniak, mubatsiri weApp Inc.
- "Usamborega kombiyuta ichiziva kuti uri kukurumidza. ~ Munyori Wakazviziva
- "Zvishandiso: Zvikamu zvekombiyuta inogona kukwikwa." - Jeff Pesis
- "Kutarisa kwekombiyuta kunongoratidzika chete semakumbo ayo emagetsi." - Munyori Wakazviziva
- "Dambudziko nevanoronga mapurogiramu nderekuti hamugone kumbotaura zvinoratidzwa nemuiti wekutanga kusvikira zvanyanyisa." - Seymour Cray
- "Microsoft ine shanduro itsva, Windows XP, iyo inofanirwa nevanhu vose ndiyo 'Windows yakatendeseka kare kose.' Kwandiri, izvi zvakafanana nokutaura kuti asperagus 'ndiyo inonyanya kukosha yemiriwo.' "- Dave Barry
- "Usambofa wakavimba chero chinhu chingazvifunga iwe pachako kana iwe usingakwanisi kuona kuti chinoramba chiropi." - JK Rowling, munyori webhuku raThe Harry Potter
- "Makombiyuta haana maturo uye anogona kukupa mhinduro chete." - Pablo Picasso
- "Munhu wose anoberekwa ari nyanzvi, asi nzira yekurarama nayo inovanyengedza." - Richard Buckminster Fuller
- "Dambudziko rekutambudza matambudziko nderokuti dambudziko rinodzoka zvakare." - Munyori Wakazviziva
- "Kana imwe nyanzvi itsva ikakwira pamusoro pako, kana iwe usisiri chikamu chekugadzirisa, iwe uri chikamu chemugwagwa." - Stewart Brand
- "Ikombiyuta inokuita kuti uite zvikanganiso zvakapfurikidza kupfuura zvakasikwa muhupenyu hwevanhu - pamwe chete nezvimwe zvingave zvisiri zvezviputi uye tequila." - Munyori Wakazviziva
- "Kana ikaramba ichingomuka, munhu achabvongodza maoko ake ose asi bhodhi-pani." - Frank Lloyd Wright
- "Unyanzvi hwokugadzirwa kwekwenyanzvi ... inyanzvi yekugadzirira nyika kuti hatifaniri kuitora." - Max Frisch
- "Kana GM yakaramba iine teknolojia yekombiyuta semakambani emakombiyuta ane, tinenge tichitengesa motokari $ 25 iyo ine 1000 MPG." - Bill Gates, Muvambi weMicrosoft
- "Tarirai! Vanhu vave zvishandiso zvezvigadzirwa zvavo." - Henry David Thoreau
- "Kubudiswa kwezvinhu zvakawanda zvinobatsira kunokonzera vanhu vakawanda vasingabatsiri." - Karl Marx
- "Njodzi chaiye haisi iyo kuti makombiyuta anotanga kufunga sevarume, asi kuti varume vanotanga kufunga semakombiyuta." - Sydney J. Harris
- "Mumazuva emangwana masayendisiti anozofanira kuva nemwoyo wakachena uye akachenjera. - Marshall McLuhan
- "Unyanzvi hwekombiyuta hunotongwa nemhando mbiri dzevanhu: avo vanoita zvavanenge vasinganzwisisi, uye avo vanonzwisisa zvavasingaiti." - Mike Trout
- "Chero teknolojia yepamusoro yakakwana haisanzwisisiki nemashiripiti." - Arthur C Clarke
- "Unyanzvi hwokugadzira zvinhu hunoita kuti zvive nyore kuti vanhu vawane simba pamusoro pezvose, kunze kwepamusoro pekombiyuta." - John Tudor
- "Unyanzvi hwokugadzirwa kwehutano hwakafanana nehove, iyo inoramba yakaramba iri pavharafi, iyo inofadza zvishoma inosvika." - Andrew Heller
- "Makombiyuta anoita kuti zvive nyore kuita zvinhu zvakawanda, asi zvizhinji zvezvinhu zvavanoita kuti zvive nyore kuita hazvidi kuti zviitwe." - Andy Rooney
- "Vanhu vari kuwana teknolojia yose yakakodzera nokuda kwezvikonzero zvose zvisina kururama." - R. Buckminster Fuller
- "Haisi kombiyuta yekudzidza iyo yatinofanira kunge tichishanda nayo, asi iyo yakadzidza kuverenga nekunyora. Makombiyuta anofanira kuva munhu-kunyora." - Nicholas P. Negroponte
- "Kombiyuta ichaita zvaunenge uchiudza kuti iite, asi izvozvo zvingave zvakasiyana chaizvo nezvamakanga uine mupfungwa." - Joseph Weizenbaum
- "Ndichangobva kuumba. Ipapo ndinomirira kusvikira munhu achisvika achida izvo zvandakagadzira. "- Richard Buckminster Fuller
- "Zvave zvisinganzwisisiki pachena kuti teknolojia yedu yakapfuura vanhu vedu." - Albert Einstein
- "Imwe makina anogona kuita basa revarume makumi mashanu vanozivikanwa." Hakuna mishonga inogona kuita basa romumwe munhu asinganzwisisiki. " - Elbert Hubbard
- "Munhu munhu anononoka, ane usimbe uye anofungisisa, anofungisisa, mhepo inokurumidza, yakarurama uye ibenzi." - William M. Kelly
- "Nzira yezvisikwa, iyo munhu ari chikamu, inowanzova yekuzvienzanisa, kuzvigadzirisa, kuzvichenesa. - EF Schumacher
- "Nzira iyi ndeyokuti hakuna hutachiona, izvo hazvirevi kuti hatina matanho." Apple ikambani yakarongeka, uye isu tine matanho makuru asi izvi hazvisi izvo. - Steve Jobs
- "Nzvimbo dzekuMadokero dzakagamuchira sekusinganzwisisiki kwekugadzirwa kwezvinhu zvekugadzirwa kwezvinhu zvinoshandiswa sezvinonyanya kushandiswa sezvirevo zvekare zvikuru: kwete kungoita basa rokurudzira kushanduka uye nguva dzose kugadzira zvigadzirwa zvemagetsi, asi zvakaenzana nebasa rekuzvipira kune zvitsva izvo zvisingaverengeki, nekuda kwekuti ivo vakapiwa, pasina kuremekedza migumisiro yavo yevanhu. " - Lewis Mumford
- "Unyanzvi hwokugadzirwa kwezvinhu ... chinhu chakakosha uye chinokuunza zvipo zvikuru neruoko rumwe, uye zvinokurova iwe kumashure nemumwe." - CP Snow
- "Chinhu chinosuruvarisa zvikuru chehupenyu iye zvino ndechekuti sayenzi inounganidza zivo nokukurumidza kupfuura sangano rinounganidza uchenjeri." - Isaac Asimov
- "Unyanzvi hwokugadzira zvinhu hunofunga kuti kune imwe chete nzira yakarurama yekuita zvinhu uye hakuna kumbovapo." - Robert M. Pirsig
- "Basa guru kupfuura mamwe mavambo iye zvino nderokuita michina zvavanofanira kuva, varanda, panzvimbo yevatenzi vevarume." - Havelock Ellis "
- Tiri kuve vashandi mumafungiro, sekutora, kwemichina yatakagadzira kuti ishumire isu. - John Kenneth Galbraith
- "Munhu, chisikwa chipenyu, kusika mumwe munhu, inogara ichikosha kupfuura chero ipi zvayo yakagadzirirwa maitiro kana chirongwa." - Bruce Lee
- "Iko nzira inoenda kukunyengedzera uye kukuramba iwe unhu hwako, kana iwe uchakwanisa kushandisa sarudzo kusvika pakuwana zvinangwa zvevanhu here?" - Joseph Campbell
- "Makombiyuta ane zvakawanda zvokuyeuka asi haana kufunga." - Munyori Wakazviziva
- "Mutemo wekutanga wekombiyuta chero ipi zvayo inoshandiswa mubhizimusi ndeyekuti kushandiswa kwekushandiswa kunoshandiswa pakushanda kunobudirira kunokurudzira kushanda.Ichipiri ndechokuti kushandiswa kwekushandiswa kunoshandiswa pakuita kusina kukwana kunokudza kusakwanisa." - Bill Gates