Mapoka Quotes Pamusoro Pemabasa uye Kusashaya Basa

Quotable Quotes for Jobseeker Nechinangwa cheHumori

Kubasa haisi nyaya inonyadzisa kune zvehupfumi kana mamiriyoni evashandi vasingashandi munyika yose, asi izvozvo hazvirevi kuti avo vari kunze kwebasa vakanyarara zvachose maitiro avo ekuseka. Dzimwe nguva zvinonakidza kana zvinonakidza zvinyorwa nezvekusashanda kana kunyange kushandiswa kwemabasa kunongova chinhu chinokurudzira kumwemwerera kunoda uye kupa nguva yekuzorodza mukati mekunetseka kwose.

Kuseka mukutarisana nematambudziko kungava urongwa hunobudirira hwekuchengetedza kushanda kusina basa munzvimbo yavo inoratidzika seisingambopedzi-kutsvaga basa.

Heino mutsara wekunakidzwa uye kunakidza zvinyorwa zvinotsanangurwa pamusoro pemabasa, kushaya basa, kushanda, uye kusashanda.

Kufara uye Kunakidza Mazano kubva kuvanhu vakakurumbira Pamusoro pekushanda uye kusashaya basa

• "Nhamba inogamuchirwa yekusashaya basa inoreva kuti hurumende yezvematongerwo enyika kune iyo inogamuchirwa ichiri nebasa." Munyori Wekusaziva
• "Kuderera kana muvakidzani wako achirasikirwa nebasa rake, kuora mwoyo kana iwe ukarasikirwa newe." Harry S. Truman
• "Wepedyo kusvika pakukwana munhu anombosvika ndeye paanozadza fomu yekushandira basa." Stanley J. Randall
• "Inishuwarenzi yekusashanda ihodhi yebhadharo yebhadharo yepa freeloaders." Ronald Reagan
• "Kuunganidza kusashaya kwevanhu makumi matatu." Munyori Wekusaziva
• "Kana tisina basa, tinonzi takasviba, kana vatsvene vasiri kushanda kunonzi kuderedza." Jesse Jackson
• "Kuita chinhu kwakaoma kwazvo kuita ... hauzombozivi kana wapedza." Leslie Nielsen
• "Muvhuro inzira yakakosha yokupedza 1/7 yehupenyu hwako." Anonymous

• "Zvino kusagadzikana hakusi kungofanana nefilosofi majors." Kent Brockman
• "Tinofungidzira kuti tinoshanda nokuti vanoita sokuti vatibhadhare." Munyori Wekusaziva
• "Nheyo yekutumwa ishoko rakasimba remashoko iyo sangano guru rinogadzira apo rinofanira kusimbisa kuti vashandi varo havasi kungogara vachikoteredza zvinonyadzisira zvepaInternet." Dave Barry

• "Chiratidzo chimwe chete hauna chaunoshanda pabasa: The 4th Division of Paperclips yakakunda Pushpin Infantry uye General White-Out yakadana chimiro chitsva." Fred Barling mu "Humorscope"
• "Kana rimwe bato rezvematongerwe enyika richiedza kubvisa Social Security uye inshurensi yehushaya, uye kubvisa mitemo yebasa nemapurogiramu epurazi, haunganzwi zvezvepati iyo zvakare munhoroondo yedu yezvematongerwo enyika.Ipapo pane boka duku revanhu vanokanganisa, iro rinotenda iwe unogona kuita zvinhu izvi: HL Hunt (iwe unogona kunge uchiziva mararamiro ake), mamwe mashoma mamiriyoni eAustralia, uye mune imwe nguva mune zvematongerwo enyika kana murume webhizimisi kubva kune dzimwe nzvimbo.Nhamba yavo haina hanya uye ibenzi. " Dwight D. Eisenhower
• "Dambudziko nekushaiwa basa nderokuti iyo miniti yaunomuka mangwanani iwe uri pabasa." Muranda White
• "Nguva dzose ndinosvika nguva pfupi pahofisi, asi ndinozviitira nokuda kwokusiya nguva pfupi." Charles Lamb
• "Nokushanda kwemaawa masere masikati pazuva iwe ungaguma wava muzinda uye unoshanda maawa gumi nemaviri pazuva." Robert Frost
• "Kushaya basa ndiyo nzira yekuita kuti iwe unodyara munda." Orson Scott Card
• "Chikonzero nei kutya kunouraya vanhu vakawanda kudarika basa ndechokuti vamwe vanhu vanonetseka kupfuura basa." Robert Frost

• "Zuva rimwe nerimwe ndinomuka uye ndakatarisa muForbes yezita revanhu vakapfuma muAmerica.Kana ini ndisiko, ndinoenda kushanda." Robert Orben
• "Kushaya basa kwakandipa nguva yokutsvaga unyanzvi chaihwo huchabatsira mberi kwandakanga ndisina basa." Munyori Wekusaziva
• "Chimwe chezvinhu zvakakura zvekusashanda ndezvokuti Muvhuro haisi kunyanya kuipa." Munyori Wekusaziva
• "Iwe unoti ani munhu anofara muMuvhuro? Asina basa!" Munyori Wekusaziva
• "Hengai Muvhuro? Edza kusakwanisa basa!" Munyori Wekusaziva