Ita Kuti Unofadze Zvinyorwa uye Puns About Grocery Stores

Kunyatsonzwisisa uye kunakidza zvinyorwa zvinyorwa zvemashambagitari uye kutenga mune zvekudya zvekutengesa hazvifadzi chete kune veparidzi veparidzi vepurisa kana pepa-kana-plastiki vashandi munzvimbo yenyu yekudya. Nemhaka yekutengesa mabhizimisi kune chikamu chakagoverwa zvehupenyu hwevanhu munharaunda dzakawanda dzemazuva ano, rwendo rwokuenda kuchitorosi uye chiitiko chezvitoro chakauya kuzomiririra hupenyu hwese hwezuva nezuva, uye hwemazuva ose.

Uye dzimwe dzezvinyorwa zvakanakisisa pane imwe nheyo dzinobva kune "chiyero" nokuti vanhu vakawanda vanogona kuvanzwisisa.

Izvo zvinotevera ndezvinyorwa zvinyorwa zvemashambagitari, mabhuku ezvitoro, uye kutengesa zvekutengesa kubva kuvanhu vakakurumbira vanobva kunyika dzakasiyana uye kubva kumasiyana-siyana ehupenyu. Izvi zvakasiyana-siyana zvakagadzirwa zvinyorwa zvemasitoroti uye zvekutengesa zvinoratidza kuti mabhii ezvokudya zvinowanikwa zvakakwana uye akagoverwa zvakapararira.

Verenga uye ugovere mazwi aya pamusoro pezviporoti uye wovhara zvinyorwa pamagumo echinyorwa chezvinyorwa zvinyorwa zvitsva zvezvitoro zvekutengesa uye chiitiko chekutengesa zvekutengesa.

Kufara uye Kunakidza Quotes Nekutenga zvekutengesa

• "Munhu anotenga zvinhu zvinowanzoitika muchitoroti ari kusangana nemanzwiro ake akadzika." - John Kenneth Galbraith, Canada-American Economist
• "Yeuka pamusoro pekuzivikanwa kwenyika, zvakaoma kukwanisa kuvhara magedhi pachitorochi kuti ubvume kuti isu tiripo." - Doug Coupland, Canadian Author and Artist

• "Tarira, iwe unoenda kuchitorosi uye iwe unosuka kuti uchenese maoko ako usati watenga. Kwete, hatina izvozvo muFrance, asi tinodzoka zvakare." - Berenice Bejo, Argentine-French Actress
• "Ndinoda kuenda kudhipatimendi yangu." Inonzwa so rock 'n' roll, eh? "- Rachel Stevens, English Singer, Actress, TV Personality

• "Ndinosuwa musi weMugovera mangwanani, ndichibhururuka ndiri pamubhedha, ndisingaveveveve, ndichipinda mumotokari yangu nevasikana vangu, ndichienda kunzvimbo yepamusoro, ndichisimudza michero, ndichiita motokari yangu yakashamba, ndichifamba." - Barack Obama, Mutungamiri weU.S.
• "Handimbofi ndakaenda kuUnited States ndisina kushanyira mushambadziro kwandiri." Ini, ivo vanonakidza kupfuura chero fashoni yakasiyana-siyana. "- Wallis Simpson, American Socialite uye Duchess weWesterns
• "Zviri nyore kune vokuAmerica kukanganwa kuti zvokudya zvavanodya hazvionekwi nemashiripiti pane rimwe rafuti." - Christopher Dodd, American Politician
• "Iye zvino zvandinoziva kuti nyama yepamusoro yakashambadzira sei, ndinoona kuidya sechinangwa chine ngozi. Ndinoziva kuti mhuka idzi dzinorarama sei uye zviri mumapfudzi avo pavanoenda kundouraya, saka handitengi kutengesa nyama." - Michael Pollan, New York Times Munyori Wakatengesa Best
• "Makedhi epamusoro yepamusoro yemasuo akazaruka kwandiri, saka, ini ndiri." - Craig Bruce
• "Nechitorosi sezvo temberi yedu uye yekutengesa kuimba sematanyisi edu, isu tingave tichida kupisa nyika ine chiratidzo chisingaoneki chechinangwa chakakwirira cheAmerica uye nzira inokurudzira yehupenyu?" - Adlai Stevenson, Wezvematongerwo enyika weAmerica
• "Tambofunga kuti zvipfuwo zvinofanirwa kufunga nezvei?" Ndinoreva, pano tinodzoka kubva kuchitoro nechisimba chinoshamisa-chicken, nguruve, imwe hafu yemombe.Vanofunga kuti tiri vapfuri vakanyanya pasi pano! " - Anne Tyler, Pulitzer Mubayiro wokukunda Mubairo

• "Ndinogona kupedza maawa akawanda muchitoro." Ndinoshamiswa zvikuru pandinoona zvokudya, ndinopenga, ndinopedza maawa akawanda ndichigadzirira mabhasiki angu kuitira kuti zvinhu zvose zvipindike uye hapana chinoputika. - Cameron Diaz, American Actress
• "Handifungi kuti kune matanho aunofanira kufamba nawo." Hapana mumwe munhu akatora zvinhu zvaunogona kutenga muzvitoro uye akazviisa pamwe chete. Ndinotarisira kuti ndine basa chero bedzi Julia Child. " - Sandra Lee, American TV Cook, uye Author
• "Handina kumbobvira ndanyora chero chinhu chimwe chete, kwete kunyange mabhuku ezvokudya, kunyange ndakanzwa kune shamwari kuti izvi chaizvoizvo zvinogoneka." - Connie Willis, Mubayiro-kukunda American Science Fiction Author
• "Ndinorarama pedyo pedyo nechitoro uye ini handizivi kana chiri chiremba mukati mangu, asi ini ndinongopinda ndozvitenga zvandinoda zuva racho. Ndiri chidimbu nokuti ini ndisina kutenga vhiki rose .. Vatariri vanoongorora nguva dzose vanopenga majee pamusoro pokuti ndiripo dzimwe nguva kaviri pazuva. " - Seann William Scott, American Actor, uye Comedian

• "Ndinoda kutenga zvekutengesa kana ndiri kumba" Ndizvo zvinoita kuti ndizvinzwe zvakakwana. "Ndinoda zvose pfungwa yemusha sezvinenge ndiri nemhuri yangu neshamwari, uyewo pfungwa yekuongorora. zvinodiwa. " - Yo-Yo Ma, Grammy Award-Kukunda Cellist, uye Composer
• "Ndinogona kunge ndiri hove uye chip shop mukadzi, asi vamwe vevadzidzi vezvematongerwo enyika vanoda kubvisa misoro yavo kubva mumabhuku uye kuwana basa munyika chaiyo.Handingatomboregi mumwe wavo achibata zvekutengesa zvangu." - Pauline Hanson, Wezvematongerwo enyika weAustralia
• "Ndakafunga pamusoro pazvo rimwe zuva mushure mekunge ndaenda kuchitoro uye ndaifanira kutora zvigumi gumi nemaviri autographs musati ndabva.Zumwe rutivi, zvinongonyengera chete.Kumwe rumwe rutivi, dzimwe nguva zvingava zvakanaka kutora chingwa ndokubva, unoziva?" - Clay Aiken, Singer, American Idol Runner-Up
• "Ndakaburuka mumugwagwa kusvika kune mabhizimisi makumi maviri nemanomwe.Ipapo pandakanga ndasvika ipapo, murume uyu akanga achivhara suo remukova, ndikati, 'Hungu, chiratidzo chinoti mazarura maawa 24.' Akati, 'Hungu, asi kwete mumutsara.' "- Steven Wright, American Comedian
• "Ndakadzoka pane izvi nguva nenguva, kunyange zvazvo ndinofanira kutaura kuti kubuda mubhizimisi rekutsvaga mabhuku kunotarisana nepamusoro apo nekubuda kunze kwehondo seimwe yezviitiko zvinonakidza zvehupenyu hwangu." - David Eddings, Bestselling Epic Fantasy Author
• "Ndakakwanisa kuita mafirimu uye ndichiri kurarama mararamiro andinokwanisa kuenda kumabhodhi ebasa, enda kuchitoro kune vamwe vose." - Chris Evans, Actor American, (Captain America: The First Avenger)
• "Inononoka kutengesa zvekutengesa nokuti vakadzi vazhinji vari muchitoro vanoona kuratidzwa." Nguva dzose ndinoguma kutaura nevanhu vaviri kana vatatu nguva dzose pandinoenda kuRalphs zvinonakidza. " - James Denton, Actor, Desperate Housewives Star
• "Kana wapedza kusvika pane iyo iwe unogona kubhadhara renhi, unogona kuenda kune vheta uye iwe unogona kuenda kuresitorendi, mushure mokunge uine chikonzero ichocho, zvakafanana. Handina chido chokurarama upenyu hwakaipa. " - Renee Zellweger, Mutambi Wechikoro Akutambira Mutambo
• "Vamwe vanhu vanosangana nevanhu muchitoro, asi ini ndinotora tomate yangu uye ini ndiri kunze." - Ryan Seacrest, Radio Personality, uye American Idol Host
• "Tinovimba nechimwe chinhu muchitoro uye tinofunga kuti zvakanaka." Hatinodzidza pamusoro pechinhu chinokosha muupenyu - zvokudya zvatinowedzera mumuviri wedu Dzidza iwe! " - Paul Prudhomme, Mutungamiri Mutungamiri uye Mutengesi
• "West Hollywood inowanzoita zvepabonde, saka murume wose akapinda muchitoro chacho akanga achitsvaka mukomana wake." - Jeri Ryan, American Actress
• "Iwe une tsika yakaipa yekudya kana iwe ukashandisa gorosi rekudya mu 7-Eleven." - Dennis Miller, American Comedian, uye Actor
• "Ndakadzoka kuzoshanda nokuti mumwe munhu aifanira kubhadhara mari yacho." - Bette Davis, American Actress
• "Zvichida ndakagadzira mifananidzo shoma ini ndaisafanira kuita, asi ini ndine vanakomana vana uye ndinofanira kubhadhara renti.Kana une chigadziro chekuita kana kana iwe usingakwanisi kutenga mabhizimusi pamusika kana iwe kana kwete 'ndichatanga kuita bhizimisi rakaipa, iwe uri kuita bhizimisi rakaipa.' - Michael Madsen, American Actor
• "Vana vangu nguva dzose vaifungidzira imba yekugezera senzvimbo iyo mairimirira kunze kwekuti zvinhu zvose zvinotengeswa kubva mumotokari." - Erma Bombeck, American Humorist, uye Newspaper Columnist
• "Inenge makumi masere kubva muzana yezvokudya pamashalopu ezvitoroti nhasi haavipo makore zana apfuura." - Larry McCleary, Dyisa Bhojeri Yako, Rega Bheri Yako: Chirwere Chirwere Chinoratidza Uremu-Kurasikirwa Zvisungo zveBurin-Belly Connection
• "Chikonzero chete chandinofarira paparazzi padhipatimendi ndechokuti ndakanga ndaroorwa nemudzimai wepamusoro-mubhadharo munyika yose.Asi kunyange ndisipo naye, kune humwe huwandu hwekuziva kuti ndinofungidzira zviduku kupfuura." - Ryan Phillippe, American Actor, (waimbova murume waReese Witherspoon
• "Kunyange kana tikapa vabereki mashoko ose avanoda uye tinovandudza kudya kwekuchikoro nekuvaka zvipfeko zvitsva zvepamusoro pamakona ose, hapana chimwe cheizvozvi chinokosha kana mhuri dzichipinda muresitorendi , hadzigoni kuita sarudzo yakanaka ." - Michelle Obama , US First Lady
• "Muvakidzani wemunzvimbo yezvokudya zvekugara akakumbira mufananidzo wangu. Izvi zvinoreva here kuti handichagoni kupfeka pajama bottoms pandinozvitengesa?" - Carly Rae Jepsen, Canadian Singer, uye Songwriter
• "Nguva dzose pandinoenda kuchitoro, ndinodzvinyirira chido changu chekufamba nevana vachimhanya kuburikidza nemigwagwa." - Unknown
• "Dzimwe nguva ndinofamba nepachikoro chechecheki paresitoro sechiyeuchidzo kuti ndishandise kondomu nguva dzose." - Unknown
• "Kupera kwemavhiki kwevhiki ndiyo nguva inokosha yekushandisa Deathbed Priority Test: Pamubhedha wako wekufa, unoda here kuti iwe unopedza nguva yakawanda yekupera kwemaawa maresitorendi kana kutamba mumatanda nevana vako?" - Hal Borland, munyori weAmerica, uye Mutapi wenhau
• "Ndakatumidzwa zita rinonzi Slash nokuti ndaimboshanda muchitoro uye ndaive nekutarisira kuderedza mitengo yekutengesa zvikuru." - Slash, British American Musician, uye Songwriter
• "Vanachiremba vazhinji vanobhadhara bhadharo yezvokudya uye mari yevanhu vakadya zvakawanda." - Unknown
• "Zvipatara, kufanana nezvikepe zvepamusoro uye zvipfeko, zvinongoratidzira kuva masikati makuru uye vhiki dzevhiki." - Molly Haskell, Village Voice Critic, uye Munyori
• "Ikokudya nderokufananidza kukuru uko vanhu vanouya kuzobatana nehupenyu hwehutachiona." - Joseph Goldberg
• "Ndinofarira kutenga zvidya zvekudya kubva kune vending machine nokuti zvokudya zviri nani kana inowira." Dzimwe nguva pazvokudya, ndichaderedza bar candy kuitira kuti ibudirire huwandu hwayo hunogona. "- Mitch Hedberg, American Stand-up Comedian
• "Kana iwe ukamira muchikamu chenyama paresitorendi kwenguva yakakwana, unotanga kushatirwa pa turkeys. Kune huturuki ham, turkey bologna, pastrami yeTalk, mumwe munhu anoda kutaurira turkey, murume, ingova iwe." - Mitch Hedberg, American Stand-up Comedian
• "Uyu hausi mutsara, ... Chikwereti chakava chikamu chekuti isu tiri ani." Izvo zvinova mwana akaparara muchitoro uye muromo wavo wakanamatira: "Ndinoda." Ndinoda. "Ndinofanirwa nokuti ndinofema mhepo. '"- Dave Ramsey, Radio Host, Nyanzvi Yezvemari Yezvemari

Apo kutenga zvinotengeswa hazvisi chinhu kunze kwekuita basa rinofanira kune vakawanda, pane vazhinji vanove vanofadzwa uye vanonakidza maonero pamusoro pebasa rakaderera rekutengesa. Ivhareji yepasitetiti ruzivo - ingave ndiyo yakanakisisa yekugadzira vhizimisi kana yekutengesa kashambadziro kwevashandi - chimwe chinhu icho kunyange vanhu vakakurumbira uye vanobudirira vanocherechedza uye vanotaura nezvazvo.

Pfungwa iyo maonero pamusoro pezvitoroti anosangana nevanhu vane mukurumbira uye vanobudirira ndiyo pfungwa iyo zvinyorwa zvinyorwa zvezvokudya zvinowanikwa.