Izvo zvinotevera zvinonakidza uye zvinonakidza zvinyorwa pamusoro peStartine's Day shopping uye bhizinesi uye mutengesi we rudo.
Izvi zvinyorwa zvinotsanangura nezvekushandisa, kutenga, kutenga zvipo nekutenga rudo kweZuva raValentine rinopa maonero emwoyo marefu pamwoyo, maruva, chocolates uye yose yakawanda yaValentine Day Day.
Izvi zvinyorwa zvezuva raValentine's Day zvakarongeka kubva kunonakidza kusvika kune funniest. Verengai vose kuti muone kana muchibvumirana uye muchigovana zvamunofarira. Zvadaro, chenganisa zvisungo pasi pepeji kuitira zvinonakidza uye zvinonakidza zvinyorwa zvinyorwa.
Inonakidza uye Inofadza Zvinyorwa Pamusoro Pezuva raValentine's Shopping
- "Kumirira kusvikira panguva yekupedzisira kutenga chipo cheValentine Day kunopa vasina kunaka kuroora kana kuroorwa mukana wekushandura uyo anogamuchira rudo rwavo. Vatengesi vanofanira kutakura zvinhu zvakanyanya kuchena izvo zvisingaiti rudo rukuru kudzvinyirira kune vakaroorana." - Marc Joseph
- "Zvose zvaunoda rudo. Asi chokoti shomanana nguva nenguva hazvikuvadzi." - Charles M. Schulz
- "Ndinoda Mickey Mouse kupfuura mukadzi chero upi zvake wandakaziva." - Walt Disney
- "Chinodiwa nenyika ndezve rudo uye mapepa mashoma." - Pearl Bailey
- "Zuva raValentine nderokuti sham yakagadzirwa nemakambani emakadhi kusimbisa nekushandisa maitiro evanhukadzi." - Liz Lemon character (Tina Fey)
- "Hapana chinotaura kuti 'Iwe unokosha' semafungiro akawandisa akanyorwa nomumwe munhu." - Munyori Unkown
- "Nhasi izuva raValentine." Kana kuti, sezvo varume vanoda kuidana, zuva rokupamba. " - Jay Leno
- "Avo vasingadi kuva vakazvipira vanotenga maziso kuZuva raValentine." - Lucia Shook quotes
- "Zviri nani kuti ude uye urasire pane kuti uite makumi mapaundi emadhora ekupfeka kwevhiki." - Laurence J. Peter
- "Anofara asina kufungidzira, mutengi-anotaridzirwa uye asingatauri, asinganzwisisi uye asinganzwisisiki kududzirwa kwemazuva zuva." - Munyori haazive
- "Zuva raValentine harisi zororo, Rosh Hashanah, iyo izororo, Chirangaridzo Zuva, hongu holide ... unoziva kuti ndiani akatanga Zuva raValentine? ... Hersheys neHarkmark." - Sandy Cohen unhu (Petro Gallagher, OC)
- "Zuva raValentine rinowanzova nguva, zvakanaka ndiro zuva rakagadzirwa risingarevi chinhu." - Jon Stewart
- "Ndine kurota, uye chirongwa, kuti ndibatanidze mikana yezvokutengeserana yaSvondo yaValentine nehuwandu uye zvinoreva mhemberero yemwedzi mwedzi." Ndinodaro: Blackentine Day. " - Mo Rocca
- "Zuva reValentine rakaita sa herpes: apo iwe unofunga kuti zvaenda zvakanaka, zvinodzosera musoro wakaipa zvakare zvakare. Ndosaka vamwe vanhu vachida kuidana kuti VD." - Munyori Wakazviziva
- "Tarisai, hapana matethysics pasi pano sezvikorekedzo." - Fernando Pessoa
- "Mari haigone kutenga rudo, asi inovandudza mararamiro ako." - Christopher Marlowe
- "Ndiri kunzwa zvakaipa kune vanhu vanofa paZuva raValentine. Ko mari yaizodhura zvakadini ipapo, gumi huru? "- Jay Leno
- "Kana rudo chiri mhinduro, iwe unogona kufungisisa mubvunzo uyu here?" - Lily Tomlin
- "Wambova neshamwari imwe chete iyo inowana Zuva raValentine's gift kune amai vavo?" Izvozvo hazvina kukubvumirai zvishoma here? "Sezvakaita, 'Handizivi kuputsa izvi kwauri asi ndinofunga kuti ane baba vako!' "-Russ Meneve
- "Iko kunopinda Krisimasi, Zuva reNtsva Idzva , Zuva raValentine." Ndizvo zvakanaka kune ani zvake ari oga? "Zvose izvi mazuva ose aunofanira kuva nemumwe munhu uye kana iwe usina kutenderera kuzviuraya paKrisimasi kana kuNew Year, bhara! Zuva reValentine Ndinofunga kuti panofanira kunge kune imwezve mushure mekunge Valentine's Day ichangodana, 'Ndiani angakuda?' "- Laura Kightlinger